I still don’t know if you’re serious or if it’s an ongoing inside joke that you have with yourself. I can hear the chuckle and smug smile that paints your face, before it begins.
‘what are you eating?’
‘what are you wearing?’
‘your descriptive prowess is remarkable. I mean it’s truly extraordinary, the way use the English language. They should teach you in schools.’
Your responses aren’t wrong. You are eating food and you are wearing clothes. Maybe I’m just mesmerized by your descriptive prowess.